Rachel Green Best Comebacks



magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(via ohlookitsrachel)


jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via ohlookitsrachel)


sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via ohlookitsrachel)



"Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal?"

(via howimetyourmiller)



becausebuckysbutt:

Everyone says they was to see Cap pick up Thor’s hammer in AoU, but everyone knows that Cap’s a good guy.

No, what I want is for Natasha to pick it up. In the heat of battle, and it lands beside her, and she gets cornered so she grabs for a piece of debris to attack with and she just swings it completely without meaning too.

Then she realises that maybe she’s good, maybe she’s wiped out the red in her ledger.

Maybe she’ll realise that she’s a hero.

(via howimetyourmiller)


swayzepatrick:

ugh-pls:

this is so great omfg

Im convinced came out of her mom looking 20

swayzepatrick:

ugh-pls:

this is so great omfg

Im convinced came out of her mom looking 20

(via howimetyourmiller)