Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

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I can’t believe how stupid we used to look.

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moviemeatloaf:

Where Magneto rightfully calls Xavier a privileged little bitch.

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Happy birthday to one of the most adorable, talented and sexiest dorks on the planet. I really wish you have a wonderful day

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Barney and Robin + Songs; [inspired by x, x]


british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jemeryl:

confusedcaboose:

frxshvixws:

cloudmonstachopper:

oh

THIS FUCKED ME UP..

oop

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE SERIES EVEN SADDDER ;_;

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ravendorkholme:

You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody

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